I don't know ya'll. I'm starting to watch this results show and I think the people are starting off with some whack voting already. Sigh... I need a moment.
sigh.....
sigh.....
I actually hate posting on results night cause I feel like I'm spoiling it for those who are on the work a day job, TIVO favorites shows but don't get to watch them for hours or days plan in life.
OK no really...too bad for those people. I have stuff to say. Mainly - Oil rigger dude over Anoop Dawg? Nothing against oil rigger dude cause he actually has a voice ... but it ain't better than Anoop's voice people! What was I saying last night about that wild card slot? Anoop picked a song that sucked and Ricky was too far under the radar. Both of them need the wildcard round.
I guess Alexis was the best of the crappy girls if people had to choose. It's all a number's game huh...
oops just fell asleep for a little while during the show... a few more unimportant people got voted off and some old nobodys from the AI graveyard just sang. I have to rewind a bit cause I seriously slept thru this whole segment.
Back to the part of the show that matters. So of course, Danny and Tatiana are the final two left standing with one spot left. And thank the tv gods that Tatiana didn't make it cause my head would have exploded. Done. That would have been it for me. Tatiana over Danny?!?!? I just threw up a little in my mouth saying that.
O.k. that's all. Boring show - but Danny made it and America I'm proud of you for gettting rid of the Crazy. That's all that matters. I feel better than I did at the beginning of the show about the voting. All is right with the world. I can sleep in peace. Oh wait, can I just say that I love how Paula is going a little more hard core this season and keeping it real! Have her meds finally been tweaked to the point where she appears to be normal? Hhmm. She certainly looks better this year.
Oh well, once again... it is what it is. nothing else to say.
Feb 18, 2009
My Bad
OK soooo apparently I totally missed the whole I used to be Annie but got fired, tried to cut some record deals that fell thru, MTV reality show chick getting ousted from AI8. Dissed and disqualified.
Joanna Pacitti made it into the top 36. But AI has since issued a statement saying that she was removed from the competition because she was ineligible to continue. We've seen this all before people... her spot wasn't cold... she was replaced with another girl. No big deal and no shame for AI. Every season it happens with at least one. I mean really now... you'd think that 8 seasons in, this ratings monster of a show staff would have some half way decent method of checking these people out. But apparently that isn't in the budget.
Ok, well all I can say is watch out AI. I hope she doesn't pull out those PR people and lawyers from when she was 12. Apparently they were pretty good.
Joanna Pacitti made it into the top 36. But AI has since issued a statement saying that she was removed from the competition because she was ineligible to continue. We've seen this all before people... her spot wasn't cold... she was replaced with another girl. No big deal and no shame for AI. Every season it happens with at least one. I mean really now... you'd think that 8 seasons in, this ratings monster of a show staff would have some half way decent method of checking these people out. But apparently that isn't in the budget.
Ok, well all I can say is watch out AI. I hope she doesn't pull out those PR people and lawyers from when she was 12. Apparently they were pretty good.
Feb 17, 2009
Ohhhh.... it's too good to be wasted
So after 3 long years of silence on the great virtues of how to win and how to keep from getting voted off, what not to wear and who not to bring to the show representing you.... I'm back.
Why? Well somehow this season has got me sucked in already. How? Well if you don't like this year's contestants... well, somethings wrong with ya'. SOMETHING WRONG WITH 'YA.
I mean who could resist the all too fabulous church boy Danny? And who the hell let that crazy ass Tatiana stay on the show? OK. here's what happened: the producers sat in a 3 hour meeting discussing how all they had this year was talent. No drama, just talent. No 3 divas who would eventually grow to rock star diva levels and one by one be picked off until the end. No cool rocker dudes who just might up-end this very cool pop star, pop singing competition. No baby mama drama, late night arrests, I am the better singing brother of the dude from last year drama (they already got rid of him.) Nothing. What could they possibly do this year to keep the drama alive and well? Tatiana. Really now. When a judge (Simon) has to start a conversation with "try not to be so annoying for a minute" you need to step back and look at your crazy behind.
Crazy indeed. Crazy like a fox. Did you see that girl tonight?!?! For those of you who missed it somehow... you can recreate it by playing Tatiana back from last week only let her take 7 muscle relaxants first. Seriously. She was like Tracy Morgan at the dinner table with Obama she was so calm and mild mannered. (Can you picture it? Can't stop laughing...)
Anywho. Enough useless banter. I'm back and here's what I think in a nutshell about the way they're going to whittle the top 36 down to the the top 12:
Wrong. It's just wrong, wrong, wrong people. How do you get a group of talent like that together and then say "Psych! Only 3 of you are gonna be here after tomorrow night when America gets rid of the rest of your butts." What happened to the days where this phase of the competition took oh... 3 or 4 months to get through??? Now in only 3 weeks we'll be to the Wild Card Round already! But wait, who is as excited as I am about the wild card coming back?!?! I LOVE this move. LOVE it.
Tonight's show was a long boring 2 hours. So boring that I can recap the whole thing by saying this:
Those of you who picked those crazy hideous songs to sing - and you know who you are (casey, michael, ann marie ((to whom i have to give a shout out to because she's a friend of a friend - hey girl keep your dream alive!)), stephen, jackie, stevie) you all got your wishes... to see your family and friends again. Uh huh, tomorrow. Cause you're all going home.
Now to the middle of the road (but still gonna find their butts on a plane) - alexis and one other person that I can't even remember - that's how mediocre...
And the only ones who showed us their talent - Danny, Ricky and Anoop Dawg. Look, can i just stop for a minute to say that I'm so disgusted that potentially only ONE guy is gonna go on because there weren't any girls that deserve that spot. And that's the hard truth. Ricky - he was a sleeper...never saw him coming... but I'm staying loyal to my boy Danny. My WWJD Danny. LOVES me some Danny... wish his friend would have made it with him cause that would have been a good story. And how fabulous is this R&B boy with a name like Anoop?! WHA?! Go on with your bad self. Sadly... Anoop did not pick a great song to showcase the goods but with a voice like that does not deserve to be in my first category. My guess is he will be a wildcard pick.
You'll notice... Tatiana is not in any of the categories. That's because she deserves her own. The "Oh Lord, Jesus, Save me now, cause I'm about to snatch her off the stage" category. People... do not let crazy fool ya. Crazy is as crazy does Forrest Gump says. (maybe that's not exactly what he says but close enough). Oh, she worked really hard to reel in the crazy tonight... I'll give her that. But folks... two words: SHE CRAZY.
Crazy and she'll get voted thru. Why? Cause the voters are crazy too. Maybe since Obama won we will see a shift to the more conscientious voters... maybe. Just remember people - yes we can.... vote off the crazy!
Peace out ya'll and remember...
It is what it is.
Why? Well somehow this season has got me sucked in already. How? Well if you don't like this year's contestants... well, somethings wrong with ya'. SOMETHING WRONG WITH 'YA.
I mean who could resist the all too fabulous church boy Danny? And who the hell let that crazy ass Tatiana stay on the show? OK. here's what happened: the producers sat in a 3 hour meeting discussing how all they had this year was talent. No drama, just talent. No 3 divas who would eventually grow to rock star diva levels and one by one be picked off until the end. No cool rocker dudes who just might up-end this very cool pop star, pop singing competition. No baby mama drama, late night arrests, I am the better singing brother of the dude from last year drama (they already got rid of him.) Nothing. What could they possibly do this year to keep the drama alive and well? Tatiana. Really now. When a judge (Simon) has to start a conversation with "try not to be so annoying for a minute" you need to step back and look at your crazy behind.
Crazy indeed. Crazy like a fox. Did you see that girl tonight?!?! For those of you who missed it somehow... you can recreate it by playing Tatiana back from last week only let her take 7 muscle relaxants first. Seriously. She was like Tracy Morgan at the dinner table with Obama she was so calm and mild mannered. (Can you picture it? Can't stop laughing...)
Anywho. Enough useless banter. I'm back and here's what I think in a nutshell about the way they're going to whittle the top 36 down to the the top 12:
Wrong. It's just wrong, wrong, wrong people. How do you get a group of talent like that together and then say "Psych! Only 3 of you are gonna be here after tomorrow night when America gets rid of the rest of your butts." What happened to the days where this phase of the competition took oh... 3 or 4 months to get through??? Now in only 3 weeks we'll be to the Wild Card Round already! But wait, who is as excited as I am about the wild card coming back?!?! I LOVE this move. LOVE it.
Tonight's show was a long boring 2 hours. So boring that I can recap the whole thing by saying this:
Those of you who picked those crazy hideous songs to sing - and you know who you are (casey, michael, ann marie ((to whom i have to give a shout out to because she's a friend of a friend - hey girl keep your dream alive!)), stephen, jackie, stevie) you all got your wishes... to see your family and friends again. Uh huh, tomorrow. Cause you're all going home.
Now to the middle of the road (but still gonna find their butts on a plane) - alexis and one other person that I can't even remember - that's how mediocre...
And the only ones who showed us their talent - Danny, Ricky and Anoop Dawg. Look, can i just stop for a minute to say that I'm so disgusted that potentially only ONE guy is gonna go on because there weren't any girls that deserve that spot. And that's the hard truth. Ricky - he was a sleeper...never saw him coming... but I'm staying loyal to my boy Danny. My WWJD Danny. LOVES me some Danny... wish his friend would have made it with him cause that would have been a good story. And how fabulous is this R&B boy with a name like Anoop?! WHA?! Go on with your bad self. Sadly... Anoop did not pick a great song to showcase the goods but with a voice like that does not deserve to be in my first category. My guess is he will be a wildcard pick.
You'll notice... Tatiana is not in any of the categories. That's because she deserves her own. The "Oh Lord, Jesus, Save me now, cause I'm about to snatch her off the stage" category. People... do not let crazy fool ya. Crazy is as crazy does Forrest Gump says. (maybe that's not exactly what he says but close enough). Oh, she worked really hard to reel in the crazy tonight... I'll give her that. But folks... two words: SHE CRAZY.
Crazy and she'll get voted thru. Why? Cause the voters are crazy too. Maybe since Obama won we will see a shift to the more conscientious voters... maybe. Just remember people - yes we can.... vote off the crazy!
Peace out ya'll and remember...
It is what it is.
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