They could do an Idol - Where Are They Now instead of results and make me very happy

So the one thing I can say is that this would be a really good group on tour... good like the 3 divas year tour. The group number was HOT... (I'm channeling Randy right now). The group number tonight is probably the best part of tonight's show. All I have to say is if they had taken their butts out there and sang that well last night they wouldn't be getting voted off right now.

That's pretty profound huh? OK I think I'm done. That's all I need to say tonight.



ok ... ok, just hoping it's a better show than last week.

First let me just get this off my chest - why are ya'll hating on my boy Danny? I'm reading a lot of haters out there. Everyone has a freakin' sob story if you watch their pieces... he's no different. His wife died just week's before the auditions people! Really, I'm like Meryl Streep in Doubt when it comes to compassion but really now, give the man some love. The wife thing aside... he can outsing most anyone there! Except maybe this little Allison girl. She's singing again and the more I hear her...WOW does that girl have a voice. I am loving her right now. The first girl voted thru.

Which reminds me. My sister and I were talking... and we are SO glad that the winners are the ones that sing now during the vote off. NOT the sad and pitiful losers getting voted off that obviously sucked the night before. I mean show us the reason why America voted you off is what they might as well have said to them.

STOP... Wait just a minute. Let's just stop for another minute cause I'm watching this new judge Kara talk ... and wow, I can't stand her brazen, cockiness about her new job. I think Paula is about to slap her down tonight. Get in one for me Paula. Her little smart alec remarks tonight just ruined it for me. Play it back people - 29 minutes in if you Tivo. Wow, I sure hope she and Paula don't meet in a dark back room somewhere tonight cause we all know Paula can bring the crazy. I won't tell anyone Paula.

Back to the results. So just like I thought Kris made it in on the cute vote. But I'm not mad at ya America. He can sing.

And how awesome was that Idol retrospective!?! See, those early years... that's what I'm talking about. Rubin, Clay, Fantasia, Kelly, THAT'S how you do a competition people. No stupid song choices. Although Fantasia had some really bad fashion choices that never seemed to resolve themselves did they? Remember that? those were the days...hhmm... ok back to the show...

A whole bunch of people who picked bad songs just got dumped off the show and once again we're left with the best singer and the crazy singer for the last vote off. It's all predictable drama. And let me tell you, I was gonna jump off this couch if Norman drag performer Nice beat out Theatre Adam. My sister said Norman was gonna make it... she had a feeling. I was holding my breath. (not really) Look, all ya'll out there who voted for Nick even just once need your heads examined. And you know who you are. Don't do this ridiculous stuff just to be funny. That's how the sanjya's, goat girls and reds end up in the top 10.

Well it's over. All is well. People you did as I thought. Adam, Allison and Kris. Go on with your bad self Theatre Adam. Just go on.

Alright ya'll I'm out. Peace! (still channeling Randy)