No Neck? No More!

Okay. I don't know what is going on around here.

I could barely even watch Tuesday night's show. What with all the howling and the bad hair and the odd outfits? Who COULD watch it? Most of the night, I just kept my finger on the fast forward button. Waiting for the horror to end.

The nineties? As a theme? They are using as a theme stuff that happened five years ago? Five years ago isn't a theme! It's FIVE YEARS AGO. I still have jeans from five years ago. SHOES from five years ago. Heck, I have a block of cheese at the back of my fridge from five years ago. It's not a theme. Five years ago is five years ago. That's like saying the AI theme is "right this minute." You must sing songs from "Right This Minute!"


I have not one good thing to say about what I saw on Tuesday night.

Not one.

NOT.

ONE.

So did I care that No Neck was voted off? Not really. Did I care that Nadia and Anwar were in the danger zone?

A little.

But I do care that they come up with a decent theme for next week. Because I'm starting to get angry. I'm starting to get surly and rowdy and ready to use my finger to delete AI from my Season Pass...

...I miss Ruben and Fantasia and Kelly....