...but WHO FREAKING CARES?!!!
Wave your hands in the air if you're gonna be glued to the Primetime Live expose on American Idol tonight!
Look at all those hands.
Face it: we are Idol-maniacs, yes. We love the Idol. We worship us some Idol. But how can we ignore a whole hour devoted to exposing our beloved Idol's seedy side? It's like we get to see the secrets Idol has been keeping. The back fat, if you will. Yes, I said back fat. That flabby chunk of lard that hangs over the back of your jeans but gets covered by your t-shirt. Well, the Idol t-shirt is off and the back fat is on display!
How excited am I?
Can I get a "whoo-hoo!" Can I get a "wha...wha!!" Now shake it, shake it, shake it like a Poloroid picture...
Okay. Let me get my act together and stop acting like a fool on this blog. It's just that I'm so very excited. And loving the idea that one network has been secretly working on a story about another network. It's beautiful television.
It's why television was created, people.
Clearly, I'll be blogging after the West Coast airing of "Fallen Idol". As for the actual Idol show...look, Fedorov must go. That's all I'm saying. If he's still around after tonight, I don't know if I can survive another week of him singing.
Gotta go.
May 4, 2005
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3 comments:
the exposé of paula's shenanigans is a distraction from the real scandal...
the homosexual affair randy is obviously having with no-rhythm out-of-tune-non-singing but-knows-all-the-poses bo.
_man bellefontaine
Face it the show sucks major ass.
Morris
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Couldn't post where I wanted to, so I'm posting here. Hey girls, don't you remember the scandal from Season 2 about Corey and Kimberly Caldwell and Trenyce. Kimberley Locke thought both those girls were no class ho's and the two of them were competing with each other with who could sleep with Corey the most times. When the heck did he have time to sleep with Paula. I don't totally believe the story about Paula and him either. Did they prove it was her phone number? Any pictures of the two out and about? Why did he hardly look at the camera when he was telling his story? People that can't look you in the eye aren't normally telling the truth. When they lie they look at the ground, in the air, anywhere but your eyes and they also tend to play with their hair, touch/rub their nose, and so on. He's also living in this mansion with the other Idol picks, how come they didn't see anything going on or him leaving all the time - come on. Not buying it yet.
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