Seriously?
SERIOUSLY?
Did you WATCH that spectacle last night?
Trach Boy survives -- which is a freaking crime against humanity -- but whatever. I don't care. No one does. Because over on the other network there was SHOCK and AWE happening. There were required gasps of amazement.
Here's the thing. Trach Boy lives, Down's Boy goes. WHO CARES? This season, Idol is so dull it makes my head hurt. And the Primetime Live special only highlighted that.
Because it made me remember how good the show used to be.
Even with all the scandal. And y'all, there was scandal. They had voice mails from Paula, phone records, witnesses, a bottle of pills prescribed to Paula given to Corey, Hadas aka Sandra Bullock look-a-like expressing her outrage...it was UG-LY.
Two words.
UG. LEE.
But here is how you know I'm a hard core fan. Because the whole time I'm watching this thing, loving me some scandal, loving me some Corey, loving me some Corey's upcoming album (which he took every opportunity to promote as did Primetime)....the WHOLE TIME, I'm thinking about poor Paula.
Poor Paula sitting at home watching this. Horrified. Mortified. And kicking herself. Poor Paula who pulled herself up from Laker Girl to Jackson choreographer to pop star then went down to has-been then PULLED HERSELF UP AGAIN to AI's Cheeriest Judge...Poor Paula was chasing after a contestant like some kind of fool? That's sad, y'all. It is. She's not a crazy lady working at a strip club. She's PAULA. PAU-LA. All I can think is that she must be sad. Really sad. Poor Paula has to be a very lonely, unhappy woman to take up with a baby boy contestant in the first place. Poor Paula whose life is now a train wreck.
She's the Bill Clinton of the AI Nation. Corey's all Monica and Paula's all "did not have sexual relations with that woman" and we're all all "WHA....? Oh NO she didn't!" and the media is having a field day.
It's Clinton all over again. Only, you know...trashy and stupid and not at all relevant to the future of us as a people. But still...I kept waiting for Corey to whip out a stained blue dress and start crying.
All I can do is shake my head.
What did you guys think?
posted by Writers at 10:30 AM
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Straight up! That Corey single was pretty catchy. And he looked so much more presentable now than he did back when Paula bagged him. Possibly some other middle-aged former pop star is now helping him choose his outfits and hairstyles? Possibly Amy Grant?
My favorite part, though, was seeing Randy's gargantuan black leather ass cheek rotating ever so slowly and painfully towards the camera as he played with Journey. Who was this more embarrassing for, Randy or Paula?
I feel bad for Paula as well. When I was younger (and she in her hay-day) I had a cut-out magazine poster of her on my bedroom door - loved me some "Forever Your Girl". I even wrote out the lyrics to "Opposites Attract" and mailed them (yes, snailmail was the only option) to my fifth grade boyfriend. I'm not ashamed though... but Miss Paula should be.
Now, I no longer - after AI began - think of Paula as the "it" girl. She wasn't. She was the push-over judge. She was/is the judge that tells all to pat themselves on the back because they've made it this far. She thinks everyone is a star - and I much prefer the brutal honesty of Simon.
Anyway, I was so angry that Corey would accuse Paula I was completely secure in my thinking that she was innocent. That this was all ridiculous. But then - the phone records came out. 111 minutes? What?!
She had no business fooling with Side-Show Bob like she did - and he talked about a ramp she had for her three dogs, which he called by their cutesy names. Pull-leez.
Stamp her. She's G-U-I-L-T-Y.
But, the thing that sticks out in my head is that Corey must be a huge, crackhead, selfish, kiss-n-tell ass. She did all the great things: she gave him new hair, new clothes, help on songs, and some horizontal loving... and this is the thanks she gets - all so he can promote his stupid CD and his stupid book.
Paula's going down. But I say "down with Corey!"
That was the longest hour of my life. They took a 10 minute segment and turned into a 1 hour show. I would rather listen to Trach Boy for a whole hour....ok maybe not.
The most pathetic part were the wannabes that got voted off. All of them thought Corey took their spot. I was never a Corey fan but he was good enough to make the top 12 without Paula's help. Dam couldn't his trailer park parents help him pick out a song...they are in the music biz or so they say.
I do think Paula needs to be canned at the end of the season...there are plenty of I was once hot, still fairly cute, have no career woman who can play the everyone is wonderful routine.
Better yet let Sandie and Shonda replace Paula and Randy and then Simon will look like the friendly judge.
I didn't watch it... I couldn't bear to. I'm soooo embarrassed for Paula, but I think worse of Corey. He is a total dick. What else do you expect from someone who beats up his sister? AI will never be the same if the original judges aren't there... including Paula. They are the ones who made AI, and they are the ones I want to see. To make AI work, we have to care about the contestants, at least have a few favorites. And we especially have to care about the judges. I don't want to see "guest judges" every week!
Why is Anthony a thorn in your side? He has a beautiful, singing voice. If I'm not mistaken, he had good results from both songs. None of the others did. I think we are looking at the best top 4. It was so much easier having your favorite last year....this year has been different. I think they all have done a super job. Anthony is a cutie!!!!
It looks to me as Corey may of screwed himself. If I were his record company I would jump ship... his kiss and tell antics are just an example of what is to come with that moron.
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American Idol is fixed, but what the hell, I can't stop from tuning in and see people make fools of themselves, why? because for a brief minute I forget my worries and I laugh. LOL plus i love hounding forums and blogs about idol. Constintine is still my favorite participant by far, but maybe just too sexy for an American Idol, perhaps they should have a reality, the Greek God, men can compete, and woman, hell why not dogs and cats too.
LOL just kidding. Love Idol, I wont' be voting, but I won't miss a show just to be able to join in the debating controversial fun that is Idol.
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