So who else was bored?

... by that total video replay last night, not the original. Cause I have to say the original show started off pretty hot for me. The first half had the better performances. The second half... well... sort of ran out of steam if you ask me.

My top point scorers were Farm Girl, Bobby KOTH (Scott) and hands down winner last night Vonzell.

Farm Girl came out working her super eighties big mall hair and SANG that song ya'll. A reader wrote last week that Carrie needed a lot of work... well she worked it OUT this week. And that was no fluke. We saw that voice in the audition rounds and my girl is back. And you know what else? You gotta have some nerve to wear all that 80 gear too cause that was a little shocking. But you go on girl and keep it up.

Bobby KOTH (that would be King of the Hill for those of you just joining the party) well he showed us he had a little more than Luther ballads in him. Not that I'm hating on the ballads cause ya'll know I loves me some Bobby KOTH, but he needed to bust out. Oh it's o.k. ya'll cause I know you were all thinking he'd made a mistake with that song choice. I heard you. I said it too. But he sang it. And each week he's got a little more personality. A little... oh come on now... don't hate on my boy.

Now the H-O- double T-E-S-T performance of the evening was Baby V. Whatever. I hear you haters. Guess what? She's hot and you know it. Don't hate the player, hate the game. And she is in this game now. Well... we all know what happened last year after the single most incredible performance of Jenny FTB's Idol career.... Weekend in New England ya'll... voted off. SHOCK and AWE that's what that was. SHOCK & AWE. O.k. let's not talk about it... my head is swelling just thinking about it. Vonzell was all over that song. I was up dancing. I'm still playing it back and dancing. Whoa, whoa, you got the best of my love.... O.k. I'm alright. But V, honey child, girlfriend of mine... can we talk about the wardrobe challenges you continue to have? Girl, what was that weird ensemble you had going on?!? No. Stylists... please take hold of this girl and treat her well. You know it isn't often I'm on the AI stylist side, but it can't get worse can it? Now interestingly enough on the 2nd show last night she was dressed in a nice, classic getup and looked just beautiful on camera. She really is the best looking U.S. Postal Worker I've ever seen.

So who was just O.K.? Bo, Jessica and Anwar. Yes, I know you're shocked at me putting Jessica's name anywhere near Bo and Anwar's. Me too. I don't know what happened just now. Something over took me at the keyboard... what? huh? nevermind.

Both Bo and Anwar sounded just fine. Their voices are fabulous. But the song choice and how they sang each song made you say "SO WHAT!" Next... they just didn't put any stank on it like they have in previous weeks. Couldn't live up those high expectations. Hopefully they'll bounce back next week. I mean you cannot go out there singing Chaka Khan all straight and boring like Anwar did. Boy you'd get whooped in the ghetto for that one.

Jessica... I can't force myself to say it.... she was actually improved. Better song choice maybe ... I don't know. But she wasn't bad. The outfit on the other hand... Jessica. Come on. You know better than that. I don't know why they make all that sheer, whack stuff in size chunky. It just shouldn't be allowed. And the judges couldn't have been all that wow'd over it after watching the playback... it wasn't as good as they thought it was I'll tell you that. But it was o.k. She'll be spared only because Mikalah sucked the big one.

Yeah, well... speaking of sucking the big one: EVERYBODY ELSE.

Nadia was terrible. And get real with the mohawk babe. It wasn't working for you.

Constantine, it's official: You are forever cast out of the rocker club. The Partridge Family?!?! Not one of you out there can pretend you thought that was a good song choice. I sat there staring at the t.v. in disbelief thinking "Someone please kill me. I'm frozen here in shock... kill me please". But alas, he stopped. The spell was broken and I was free to run screaming. Wow. That was insane.

Nikko - alright. I liked Nikko too. In the beginning. But now... well... let's get this straight people: He is NOT Usher. He's the usher at the movie theater. That's all. He's o.k. But if you just close your eyes for a minute and forget about the charm, stage presence and pimp threads he was sporting last night you'll actually realize something: he's not always sounding so hot.

No really. I'm serious. Try it. You'll see.

That was not a great performance and a ridiculously ghetto song choice to boot. You're on American Idol - the biggest show EVER - and you can sing ANY number one hit you want.... and you can only think of SISCO?!?! The THONG SONG SISCO?!?! Wow. What a music aficionado this kid is. First The Jackson 5 and now Sisco. What will it be next week? Put me out of my misery.

Trach Boy... oh I can't even spend time talking about his performance. What a waste of air time he is. But, he too will be spared only because Mikalah sucked the VERY big one.

Mikalah... in a category all by herself this week. Ohhhh... the crimes she committed. Such evils. Such horrible singing people. Last night I wanted to watch it again only to see if it was as bad as I thought. And she was. Her t-shirt last night said it all "It's my job to annoy you". Wow. At least this girl knows who she is. That's all I can say she's got going for her right now. Be gone Fran Drescher!! Banished from our sacred Idol stage!! Out! Out! O.k. I do realize that I'm not the only one voting. So there is the remote chance that she was not get voted off. WHAT?!?!

That's enough. Blasphemy in the Idol arena if Fran sticks around another week. NO ONE deserves to go before her... but we've seen it happen haven't we?

Alright. That pretty much tells it all. I'm done. The results are coming on.

I'm out.