Sickness...

So the sickness that had Sandie's house down for the count has flown 2000 miles West to hit my house.

Ach.

But despite the sweaty, feverish child who insisted upon watching more Dora the Explorer than I ever thought possible, I did manage to catch the vote-off show.

Cheers! To Makalah, who I was quite sure would have lost it in a big way with the boo-hoos had she not been voted through. I know a lot of you hate her. But I think she's adorable. So I was thrilled!

Wha...?! To the people who voted off Nikko and kept Constantine. Okay, y'all know I think he's adorable. I luv him. I heart Constantine, okay? BUT HE CAN NOT SING.

CAN.

NOT.

SING.

It's a hard ugly truth that we all have to face. Pretty boy. Bad voice. He has no place in the top twelve. Really. Bo is going to kick his butt. EVERYONE is going to kick his butt. And here's the other thing. Nothing kills a love like ours than watching a rocker with a bad voice sing cheesey 70s music in a group with coordinated dance steps. I mean, Connie's a bad boy. Nothing bad boy about matching outfits, if you know what I'm saying. GO HOME, CONSTANTINE!!! GO HOME BEFORE THEY KILL YOUR MOJO!!!!!!!

And to everyone else who made it...good for you. I thought the voting was fair. Avila Vegas Chick and Jenay-nay needed to go home. Travis Tucker can go commit his vocal crimes somewhere else. But I was disappointed about Nikko. Yeah, he looks like Bobby Brown. But that boy could sing.

Unlike Constantine.

Who is beautiful.

BUT.

CAN.

NOT.

SING!!!!

One last note: a viewer wrote to say they thought that Constantine was wearing a Justin Guarini t-shirt on the show. That can not be, I thought. So I re-watched carefully. And I think it's true. CONSTANTINE WAS WEARING A JUSTIN GUARINI T-SHIRT.

Now, as we all know, in accordance with the 2004 People With Taste v. CAST of From Justin to Kelly ruling, Constantine should be AUTOMATICALLY banned from the show and perhaps deported from the country. A Justin G shirt? Seriously?

SERIOUSLY?

Constantine, your mojo is now in question...