The big vote off night...

Was that not the most heinous way to send off the lowest vote getters or what?!? Wow. That was just torture on those contestants. Bottom row, you can relax.... JUST KIDDING! You're OUT! Felt a little sorry for them. A little. That first girl was standing there like she was strung out on something and didn't even comprehend what was going on. Poor thing...

Oh well. Glad it wasn't me.

Actually, I found some good moments on this results show. Usually that isn't the case. It's an hour of this and that and that and this and soon we'll be watching freaky group numbers and shots of them in a Ford car performing weird skits. Count your blessings, cause we still have it made right now.

ANYWAY ... back to the good moments... Some from the results show, some from the performance nights:

America got it right. Those that sucked the most got the boot first. And that's actually not saying too much because I really wasn't impressed with too many of them. The boys in particular better step up their game or all my favorites will be out real fast! I was scared for David, Travis and Janay.

Speaking of Janay... come on girl. You are NOT 35 you are 17 and young and very cute and do not have to be so blinged out every time we see you. Let it go honey. Let it go. You know what I noticed though? The nice full weave she paid all that money for during the auditions in Hollywood was much better than this weave. I mean this girl is suffering from a bit of EDD (not to be confused with ADD) Extension Deficit Disorder. A little thin looking honey. I'd ask for a discount on that. But hey, such a cute girl with a powerhouse voice, if she pulls it together we may forget all about her hair.

Hhmmm... what else... oh yeah... SCOTT I think I'd better start looking a little more fly SAVOL! Come all ya'll... did you see my boy in his hat and glasses. Isn't it amazing what a simple ball cap and pair of glasses can do for your image (that's code for: big 'ol head)?? You go Scott. Go on with your bad self. Now just like Janay you have got to get your act together and pick better songs and blow all those other wannabes out of the competition. I'm still stuck on him ya'll. Say it. I don't care. Talk to the hand.

And you want to know what else? Thank you to all those that have written in to put a name to that irritating Mikalah chick. The consensus seems to be Fran Drescher. You are absolutely right. She does remind me (more horribly so) of the nanny herself. So let it be written, so let it be done. Fran Drescher from here on out she shall be.

Loved Carrie Underwood. Stylists are already chomping at the bit to get a hold of her in the finals. A makeover is coming. That I will put money on.

Loved Anwar. Those stylist are up all night dreaming about his hair too... but I don't see him letting that happen.

GO MARIO! Love this boy's voice. HOT, HOT voice. I don't want to hear it. I love him and hope people don't grow tired of him like they did Ricky or Trenyce for instance in year's past. Two others with phenomenal voices but not enough personality to sustain them.

And bringing up the hot girls performance category is Vonzell. We have a saying around here: You have got to be a card carrying diva to do 2 things - One is sing Whitney Houston Bodyguard. The other is to use one name. Vonzell honey... you're close... show me a little more fire and I'll give you the one name thing. (Trencye earned it with a Bodyguard song by the way... )

A few of those girls don't belong there and I hope the judges are kicking themselves for getting rid of Tammy Wynette Nash and Gina McFadden who would have been far more interesting at least. I don't have to name names. Ya'll know who you are.

Alright, that's my 2 cents for this week. I have no real predictions this week since no one really pushed me over the edge this time around except Mario and Anwar. This is shades of group 2 last year in the semi-final rounds... very promising... until they choked and shocked us all with how bad they were. (Was that last year? The seasons all seem to run together after a while don't they?)

I'm out.